When the relationship is just beginning, men usually do not pay attention to the economic choices. What kind of food can we talk about when hormones are raging?
But then Mendelssohn’s march echoed, the young men put rings on each other and swore eternal love. Weekdays began. The man notes with horror that his wife does not know how to cook. Of course, he knew about this before, but time is running out, and it is not getting any better. He had already given her several cookbooks, advised the most interesting cooking shows, and even told recipes about his mother’s specialties. If you are familiar with this situation, your wife may be a certain type of woman. These women could not comprehend the secrets of cooking. You can learn more about each type from our article. If you recognize your wife in some description, know that you can’t remake her. You have to take the cooking on yourself or get a divorce. Let's get started.
10. Fire Woman
When your wife tries to cook, neighbors often call the fire department. The fact is that she constantly forgets to turn off the stove in time. She will cut vegetables, pickle meat, even make pies, but only at the last moment will ruin everything again. She can’t even boil eggs. You have never before seen burnt boiled eggs? Perhaps once you thought it was sweet. You even came up with a nickname for her - “fire-girl”. But the jokes are in the past. Now you do not like that your wife is "friends with fire." You yourself are ready to do cooking, if only your wife would not burn the apartment. Maybe all is not lost, give her a timer, and while cooking, do not turn on the TV and select the phone.
9. A woman who cannot find a common language with the stove
This girl, on the contrary, is so afraid of burning food that she simply does not have time to cook. Half-baked pies, half-fried potatoes. You have long learned how to chew undercooked pasta with a smile and eat meat with blood, although you have never been a fan of it. She either does not eat her food, because she is always on a diet, or she makes such a frustrated appearance that you even chew dry buckwheat, only you didn’t cry. The same advice as for the previous type will help. If she controls the cooking time, maybe she can eat. But do not flatter yourself, sometimes even this does not help.
8. A woman who knows that she cooks poorly
This girl admits that she does not know how to cook already on a first date. In her kitchen you have not seen anything but a can of coffee and two plastic cups. You thought that when you marry her, everything will change, but no. Dishes, a lot of household appliances appeared in your kitchen, but no one uses them. By the way, she never cooked for you. Have you ever thought that she knows how to cook, just doesn't want to? In principle, this is not so important for you; you have learned to live with each other. And your wife has a specialty dish. And not one. Pancakes from a nearby cafe, borsch from the food delivery service, pies from the bakery opposite. She buys, orders, makes efforts. If everything suits you, continue in the same vein. The main thing is that you love your wife, and not the one who prepares food for you.
7. A woman who does not know what she terribly cooks
If your wife is of this type, you can only sympathize. She cooks very poorly, but she tries to feed you all the time. Once back in your student years you wanted to seduce a beautiful blonde (brunette / brown-haired woman), told her that she cooks very tasty. In fact, the food was inedible, but you can’t do it for love. Now this girl is your wife. Unfortunately, you couldn’t admit to her that you lied that night. She is happy to stand at the stove and pamper you every day with the student dish that you liked so much. She doesn’t eat, because on a diet or she does not like meat, fish, potatoes and much more. Advice one: admit that cooking is not her horse, until she poisoned you.
6. Supporter of raw food diet
Your wife does not eat cooked food. It is harmful to the body and to the soul. But she can feed you sunlight or plantain salad. But you cannot blame her for not cooking, because she is cooking. Vegetable and fruit salads, seeds sprouted on the windowsill, dried fruit. Tell her that she cooks badly, she will be offended. After all, for seeds to sprout, you need more than one day. You are afraid to stutter that raw carrots prefer juicy fries and a salad of three types of meat. We are compelled to disappoint you: people who have different points of view on absolutely everything cannot exist together for a long time.
5. A lover of experimentation
Your wife, with enviable regularity, spoils food. She cooks according to recipes that are known only to her. Perhaps this sacred knowledge was passed on to her by alien creatures, or maybe she is a witch? Your wife combines the incongruous, considers the resulting taste original. Meat baked in condensed milk; eggplant cake; cutlets from a mixture of meat, fish and cabbage - these are not the strangest dishes that you had to try. What is there to advise? Roll up your sleeves and get up to the stove. Perhaps she would like ordinary food more.
4. Disaster Woman
You are afraid when your spouse enters the kitchen, because, for whatever she takes, nothing comes out. Scattered groats, spilled oil - not the worst. A kitchen sprinkled with pancake dough doesn’t scare you. You have lost all hope that she will ever learn to use a blender. Everything is falling out of her hands. After half an hour, she no longer wants to cook anything. The girl starts cleaning, but nothing happens either. But after you washed the kitchen and calmed the crying wife, you can enjoy dinner in the restaurant with a calm soul.
3. Suicide Woman
It is in many ways similar to the previous type, but only here everything is much more serious. If she takes a knife, she will cut her finger. If it includes a stove, it will be burned. If she takes a bottle of oil, it will spill, and she will fall and break her leg. Do not let this woman into the kitchen if she is dear to you. If you don’t love her anymore, it’s better to tell her about it, do not wait for the pan to fall on her head.
2. Fast food lover
In the old days, you visited McDonalds quite often. Your wife said that she’s ready to eat hamburger and cola all her life, but you did not believe her. Perhaps this is because she was very slim. You got married, but hamburgers and colas are still on your menu. Maxim, what can she cook - sandwiches with sausage. From questions about normal food, she dismisses or expertly translates the topic. You do not know if she can cook, but you begin to suspect that she is not. If you continue to eat fast food, you definitely will not live up to the golden wedding. Therefore, do not worry, you have not long to endure. But seriously, urgently switch to healthy food. Do not know how to cook, go to the dining room.
1. A wife who loves when her husband cooks
When you started dating, you wanted to put the whole world at her feet. And chicken casserole with charlotte. You cook well, and your wife knows that. Therefore, now only you are engaged in cooking. Do not believe in fairy tales about a seductive cook, she simply does not know how to cook. Even if you have good abilities in this area, it can take on some of the responsibilities. But no, she comes after work and waits for her beloved husband to free herself and make dinner. You gave slack at the very beginning of the relationship, and you got married without even knowing if a woman knows how to cook. Now nothing can be fixed. You will have to cook for the rest of your life or look for another wife.